We've finally got down to the core question here.
Among all the world leaders, who's got the biggest penis?
Well, you can eliminate Angela Merkel, right off the bat. That much is safe to say.
Which leaves Macron (French), Trudeau (Canada), who may not be big, but they are considerable younger than the Dotard. But wait, there's that guy in China. And Netanyahu.
And how could we forget to mention Mr. Putin right up front, so to speak.
But look at that guy Putin. Do you really think? Naw.
One might argue it's not just size, although size matters, it's sustainability. I mean, you could argue that. But, then who am I to comment on this?
Perhaps I'm not the best authority to comment upon this debate.
Readers of this blog will know whose opinion we are all waiting for.
She does not comment often, but when she does, she is usually definitive.
We are all waiting on seat's edge.
Among all the world leaders, who's got the biggest penis?
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Well, you can eliminate Angela Merkel, right off the bat. That much is safe to say.
Which leaves Macron (French), Trudeau (Canada), who may not be big, but they are considerable younger than the Dotard. But wait, there's that guy in China. And Netanyahu.
And how could we forget to mention Mr. Putin right up front, so to speak.
But look at that guy Putin. Do you really think? Naw.
One might argue it's not just size, although size matters, it's sustainability. I mean, you could argue that. But, then who am I to comment on this?
Perhaps I'm not the best authority to comment upon this debate.
Readers of this blog will know whose opinion we are all waiting for.
She does not comment often, but when she does, she is usually definitive.
We are all waiting on seat's edge.
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Well Phantom your attempt to goad me into discussing penis size is successful-I'll take the bait. However sir, I'll have you know that it is only because you've also mentioned world leaders and so therefore one could say this is more of a political discussion. Yep, on the political world stage it has now come down to the essential question everyone wants to know the answer to-Who has the biggest button? Who's the most manly man?
ReplyDeleteThat last question will require proof and we all know where this is going..Next stop-the release of a trumped up photo of the Presidential love rod, with the subject of the photo resembling something that could have belonged to Secretariat...Oh and not to be outdone North Korea will quickly follow with photographic proof that Rocket Man is aptly named with an appendage that should be stored in a nuclear silo...and on it goes..yawn..Imbeciles..
Curiously this is not a topic women spend time discussing, nor would it be a primary factor in whether a man was determined to be an appealing lover...One thing my female friends and I have discussed though, is how clear it is that Melania despises Donald..Truly..What women can spot, and perhaps men can as well, is that the First Lady is repulsed by the buffoon she sold her soul to the devil to marry. When she said "I do" it was the size of his wallet, not the other, that was the major attraction...
Maud
Once again, as predicted, Maud has nailed it! There is nothing left to be said on this topic. As for Melania, I agree she always looks miserable, but I am sure she knew what she was doing - hopefully, her pre-nup does not lock her in for life. She, too, deserves to be happy - after she has fully paid the price for the decision she made. Maybe that wall that Trump wants to build is intended to keep her in, rather than keep others out.
ReplyDeleteHon. Ms. Maud, Anon:
ReplyDeletePresumably, you were snowed in and having shoveled your driveway, made hot cocoa, fed the dog, chatted with the neighbors, taken down the Christmas tree, you were then left with nothing better to do, so you allowed yourself to be amused/goaded into turning to the subject of penis size. If you ever find yourself in Reykjavik you might find the Penis Museum there edifying; turns out no matter how big Mr. Trump may be, the chimpanzee is his equal, and the jackass infinitely his superior.
While you say this is not a subject your female friends waste much time on, I have to admire your imagery ("love rod" and Secretariat's member, an appendage worthy of a nuclear silo, a rocket in his pocket).
But I digress.
Really? I never picked up on Melania's discontent with her husband. After 7 years of marriage most wives look somewhat annoyed to be in the presence of their husbands. (Personal observation.)
They mostly look delighted to simply be sitting next to their children, even when those children, but husbands, not so much.
I've never thought that look (the wives' club look) bespoke any real animosity, just resignation.
So my antennae were not attuned to Melania's antipathy.
This is the virtue of different perspectives, another reason to hope for diversity at universities.
Phantom
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