"There's just something about that bitch."
--Judge at Westminster dog shoe on why she chose a dog for "Best in Show."
Can't explain it.
You just know it when you see it, like pornography.
But of all the thousands of submissions we got in the "Name the Donald" contest, "Donald Dotard" just has that certain something.
The grand prize will be delivered to Kim Jong Un in North Korea, just as soon as we can locate him.
The usual 4 AM phone call with the news has been difficult to achieve in Kim's case because, apparently, he changes locations frequently and those underground bunkers have only spotty cell phone reception.
But we hope to have the winner here in Hampton for the white tie ceremony.
The Nobel prizes got nothing on us--Stockholm, move over. Hampton is here now.
--Judge at Westminster dog shoe on why she chose a dog for "Best in Show."
Can't explain it.
You just know it when you see it, like pornography.
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| Dotard in Chief |
But of all the thousands of submissions we got in the "Name the Donald" contest, "Donald Dotard" just has that certain something.
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| dottering |
The grand prize will be delivered to Kim Jong Un in North Korea, just as soon as we can locate him.
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| Dotard: Hollow at the Core |
The usual 4 AM phone call with the news has been difficult to achieve in Kim's case because, apparently, he changes locations frequently and those underground bunkers have only spotty cell phone reception.
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| Kim reacting to the news of his Prize |
But we hope to have the winner here in Hampton for the white tie ceremony.
The Nobel prizes got nothing on us--Stockholm, move over. Hampton is here now.
Unfortunately, your choice for a label for Trump reflects your educated, "elitist" background. You love Dotard because you had never heard it until North Korea used it - and it did seem perfect. Trump is much more in tune with the broader population, using monikers like "crooked","lying", "little" which are readily understood by everyone! That is why I favor D....bag Donald - everyone knows what that means - and it really fits him!
ReplyDeleteAnon,
ReplyDeleteReference to menstrual flow as something nasty does not demonize properly.
Phantom
Can we go with Dirtbag Donald?
ReplyDeletePhantom, maybe it does not "demonize" him properly to you but he will get the point. Was it not Trump who said of Megan Kelly, "she had blood coming out of her whatever"? He will get the point - as will his base! You have to speak to the audience!!
ReplyDeleteAnon,
ReplyDeleteSo, wait! Now we are talking to Donald, hoping he will get the point?
We are, I would think, not even talking to his base--although if we could get a catchy enough image, one hopes we might make some of them think again and peel away, but you know "Crooked Hillary" did not have that effect. It simply provided joy to his moronic base. Like the Rebel flag at an Ol' Miss football game. Zeig Heil!
I would like to hear from a millennial, perhaps a Southern boy transplanted to New York City, who now lives among the heathens but has that old time religion upbringing to hear what might appeal to him.
Someone like that.
Southerners in New York--you don't have to teach them manners.
That would be the target demographic.
Phantom
Phantom,
ReplyDeleteSo I'm not male, Southern or a resident of NYC, but I thought I might add my two cents anyway. Sorry, but I remain with Anon on this one. Donald Dotard like Dubious Donald-still too highbrow, gloves are still on. That's why I find D*****bag Donald the most accurate and fitting, but okay, perhaps not quite ready for primetime. Dirtbag Donald seems an appropriate compromise...
Alas, all of these choices leave out far and away the best reference to the idiot I've read anywhere-that being the Coal Miner's Dotard. Original, hilarious perfection. Unfortunately too long and complicated for the masses. Such a pity...
Maud
Ms. Maud,
ReplyDeleteI am shocked, shocked!
Let us fill in the *: we are talking about a sanitary napkin, which is an insult because it suggests the person compared to this accessory is as repulsive as the appliance. But what we are talking about is menstrual flow, which is no more repulsive than any other bodily fluid.
I take your point: the guy is repugnant, but we need something more usable.
Phantom