Monday, June 19, 2017

Puffy Pink Guys

Okay, I admit it. I'm getting a little befuddled as I slide down the slope of advancing age. My neurons aren't synapsing the way they used to and I get confused. In short, I get mixed up.

So here's my quiz for you:  Can you tell these guys apart?

Here's the quiz:
Which one of these guys says that Sandy Hook was staged to get gun control passed and to destroy the Second Amendment?




































Which one of these guys says the September 11th attack  was staged and was an inside job? A or B or A+B?

Which one of the guys below  says Obama was born in Kenya to parents from Mars?


Bonus points: Which one of the guys above says  the Deep State is conspiring with the New World Order men, who fly around in black helicopters wearing Royal blue helmets to take away your guns and to force White women to have sex with Black and Hispanic men?

Which of these guys says Hispanics from south of the border are flooding across the Rio Grande with the intention of doing "ethnic cleansing" of White, Christian Americans, as a part of the war on Christmas and, don't forget the Muslims who are coming with them? A, B or Both or Neither. (Hint: it's not neither.)
Oh, and one of these guys says President Obama refused to prosecute any people of color.

 

Another hint: The same guy says voter fraud is rampant in the United States and that 30 million votes cast for Hillary Clinton were fake, phony and fraudulent.



Now, here's an easy one: Who saw all those Muslims  dancing on rooftops, celebrating as the towers burned on September 11th?






So here's the real question: Are these puffy white guys actually all the same guy, presented to us, the credulous American public as different men?Sort of like the third season of "Fargo," where the same actor plays two brothers who are not even twins.


I mean, are these really different and distinct human beings?


When they cite evidence is it always from the same sources?
1/ The website  Planet Paranoia.
2/ Breitbart News
3/ The Heritage Foundation


And I have to ask the question Barney Frank asked of a lady in the crowd who persisted with questions about these things: Excuse me, Ma'm, but on what planet to do you spend the majority of your time?





2 comments:

  1. Why Phantom, why stop at puffy and pink when putrid and perverted fit so nicely as well. What's troubling is there are so many of these delusional dolts in positions of power and influence at the moment. I can't remember a time when "stupid talk" was so frequently substituted for rational discourse. Sure we can thank Donald, that petulant Pied Piper of the perverse, for some of this proliferation, but there's more to it than that. He appears to be one more symptom of what ails us-the inability to distinguish truth from fiction and the lazy habit of morphing reality into whatever one thinks it should be.

    So the million dollar question is-is this just a weird phase we're going through, or has the genie been freed from the bottle, never to go in again. Are the puffy pink men with a poor grasp of history and reality here to stay? Will our grandchildren be debating whether water is really wet? Hmmm...
    Maud

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  2. Ms. Maud,
    I know you've surged over the boiling point when you charge into alliteration.
    Historically speaking, I do not think we are exceeding past marks for rank stupidity.
    You have only to look at the McCarthy era, when all Senator Tail Gunner Joe had to say was he had heard someone say you were a pinko Commie and it was all over.
    No, we are beyond Scoundrel Time to Wacko time.

    Phantom

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