Paul Ryan Saves Medicare, Flipper and Aren't We Glad?

Save Flippper!  He's Drowning!

                          

What would we do without Mr. Ryan and all the Republicons to save Medicare and Social Security?

These two programs, voted in by Democrats over dire predictions of Republicans have lasted 80 and 60 years respectively, through Depression, Recession, the aging of the population and they show no sign of ill health. In fact, Social Security has done so well, other government fixtures have borrowed money from it over the years.

But, lucky for us, the Republicans have detected fatal flaws in these beloved programs, just in time to save them.