The Phantom has learned an illegal alien has taken roost in New York's Central Park, just blocks from Trump Tower. If Mr. Trump decides to shoot someone on 5th Avenue to demonstrate just how much he is loved, this alien may well be his first target.
Immigration and Naturalization officers have been stymied by fuzzy minded liberals from the Upper West Side, who have thwarted their attempts to arrest and deport this interloper.
Crowds have formed.
Apparently, newspapers and TV stations have swarmed.
Has Central Park become a "sanctuary city" for illegal aliens?
The President has not commented, presumably because the arrival of this illegal was not part of a caravan, although it is by no means the only one of its homeland to violate borders with impunity.
The problem for the President is the presence of this particular alien belies his argument about THE WALL, which he claims will bring border security, as similar walls have always done for thousands of years.
This alien simply flies right over Trumpian walls.
It's beautiful, too, and one can only imagine the Central Park birders, who went so gaga over the Red Tailed Hawk, now that this luminary has arrived.
And how Mr. Trump will react when he discovers aliens can not only fly over The Wall, but can tunnel under it?
Red Tails still hunt from the skies above New York, but the Phantom has heard no reports of Red Tails picking off the Mandarin ducks. (There are several. Once you allow them in, family members follow, and pretty soon you have a changing complexion of parts of the city.) New Hampshire, which is soon to vote on making the Red Tails its official state raptor, may offer a solution: If the Red Tails decamp for the Granite State, New Hampshire has the potential to become a sanctuary state for Red Tails. For New Hampshire, the Red Tails are like immigrants from Norway and Sweden. Remember, Mr. Trump, has called for more immigrants from these white bread countries. The Trumpling is not against all immigration. He simply wants immigrants to look more like him.
The Phantom will not tell the Big Sissy about other possible interlopers, who can simply fly over his wall. If he freaks out over caravans of women and children, imagine how he'll react once he gets a load of these bats:
According to Trumplings, it all begins when immigrants are allowed to get their feet (or talons) in the door.
The wrong sort of immigrants.
Consider the case of the sloth:
There is the sloth, who looks like this:
And then, there is the paler sloth:
Now, the one has a darker complexion, and of the two, who do you think Mr. Trump would object to? Well, duh.
The Phantom thought these two sloths were different species, two toed being brown and three toed being white, but no:
As for the avian population, one can only imagine what the Central Park pigeons think about these Mandarin ducks. First it was the Red Tails, who make MS13 look like girl scouts when it comes to threatening life and limb. Now the Mandarins, who attract adoring crowds, and they don't even speak English.
When the sloths arrive, you can bet the raccoons will be massing at rallies, bellowing: Build THE WALL!
Immigration and Naturalization officers have been stymied by fuzzy minded liberals from the Upper West Side, who have thwarted their attempts to arrest and deport this interloper.
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| Mandarin without papers |
Crowds have formed.
Apparently, newspapers and TV stations have swarmed.
Has Central Park become a "sanctuary city" for illegal aliens?
The President has not commented, presumably because the arrival of this illegal was not part of a caravan, although it is by no means the only one of its homeland to violate borders with impunity.
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| Build the Wall! |
The problem for the President is the presence of this particular alien belies his argument about THE WALL, which he claims will bring border security, as similar walls have always done for thousands of years.
This alien simply flies right over Trumpian walls.
It's beautiful, too, and one can only imagine the Central Park birders, who went so gaga over the Red Tailed Hawk, now that this luminary has arrived.
And how Mr. Trump will react when he discovers aliens can not only fly over The Wall, but can tunnel under it?
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| Tunnel digging alien |
Red Tails still hunt from the skies above New York, but the Phantom has heard no reports of Red Tails picking off the Mandarin ducks. (There are several. Once you allow them in, family members follow, and pretty soon you have a changing complexion of parts of the city.) New Hampshire, which is soon to vote on making the Red Tails its official state raptor, may offer a solution: If the Red Tails decamp for the Granite State, New Hampshire has the potential to become a sanctuary state for Red Tails. For New Hampshire, the Red Tails are like immigrants from Norway and Sweden. Remember, Mr. Trump, has called for more immigrants from these white bread countries. The Trumpling is not against all immigration. He simply wants immigrants to look more like him.
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| New Hampshire state raptor |
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| Trump to mobilize Space Command to shoot down big bats! |
According to Trumplings, it all begins when immigrants are allowed to get their feet (or talons) in the door.
The wrong sort of immigrants.
Consider the case of the sloth:
There is the sloth, who looks like this:
The Phantom thought these two sloths were different species, two toed being brown and three toed being white, but no:
When the sloths arrive, you can bet the raccoons will be massing at rallies, bellowing: Build THE WALL!
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