Well, they did it again: House Republicans voted to repeal Obamacare, again.
Again.
Why is this time different from all the other times?
Because now Republicans control the Senate and the House and the White House.
So maybe they really can vote through a bill which will withdraw care from those undeserving masses and wealthy tax paying job creators can get some much deserved tax relief and there will be a great die off in the middle of the country, from Kentucky through Ohio up to Wisconsin.
Separate legislation is already in place to cover the coal miners and Paul Ryan promises another bill to cover dental costs for all those Kentucky folks in the hollers who never had care before Obamacare and are only half way through their dental extractions: It is the American Extraction and Freedom Act of 2017. Another bill, The American Heroes Eternal Care Act is set for a vote, to cover costs of burial and/or cremation for all those who lose their health care and coverage for pre existing conditions.
This particular bill, just passed hasn't been assessed for cost, or how many people will lose health insurance. It just is.
Phantom was unable to reach a single Republican Congressman for comment because a charter flight to Paris left Reagan National Airport with all 218 Republicans who voted for the bill on board, except for Louie Gohmert, but we long ago gave up trying to make any sense of anything Congressman Gohmert had to say.
Apparently, the Republican caucus is on their way to vote for Marine Le Pen in this weekend's French election. When asked how Americans qualified to vote in the French election, Sean Spicer said, "Democrats cast fraudulent votes all the time: Ask them."
Finally,the Republicans have shown they can govern.
And what a fine job they are doing.
Again.
Why is this time different from all the other times?
Because now Republicans control the Senate and the House and the White House.
So maybe they really can vote through a bill which will withdraw care from those undeserving masses and wealthy tax paying job creators can get some much deserved tax relief and there will be a great die off in the middle of the country, from Kentucky through Ohio up to Wisconsin.
Separate legislation is already in place to cover the coal miners and Paul Ryan promises another bill to cover dental costs for all those Kentucky folks in the hollers who never had care before Obamacare and are only half way through their dental extractions: It is the American Extraction and Freedom Act of 2017. Another bill, The American Heroes Eternal Care Act is set for a vote, to cover costs of burial and/or cremation for all those who lose their health care and coverage for pre existing conditions.
This particular bill, just passed hasn't been assessed for cost, or how many people will lose health insurance. It just is.
Phantom was unable to reach a single Republican Congressman for comment because a charter flight to Paris left Reagan National Airport with all 218 Republicans who voted for the bill on board, except for Louie Gohmert, but we long ago gave up trying to make any sense of anything Congressman Gohmert had to say.
Apparently, the Republican caucus is on their way to vote for Marine Le Pen in this weekend's French election. When asked how Americans qualified to vote in the French election, Sean Spicer said, "Democrats cast fraudulent votes all the time: Ask them."
Finally,the Republicans have shown they can govern.
And what a fine job they are doing.
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